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So I'm pulling out of the supermarket and some one honks. I'm like don't piss me off there's no where I can go. So this kid behind me goes when I do and it goes from two lanes to 1. He starts swerving all over the place and cuts me off to get in. This absolutely pisses me off to no end. So I flip him off. He starts to get all wiggerish, you know one hand on the wheel, leaning into the passenger seat. Then he begins to say shit while looking at me in his rear view. So I signal for him to pull over. He won't. Finally he does so I do to next to him. He opens his window and i'm like "What the fuck is your problem?" He said he's been up since 5am and is like you wanna go? I'm like so who paid for that car your parents? He's like obviously not. I'm like wtf does that mean? So he gets out his car and is like why don't you get out. He's like 5'10" 140lbs. I'm thinking i've had such a bad two days that if I hit this kid i'm not gonna stop and put him in the hospital. So I was like it's not worth my time and it's not worth losing my job. So I drove off.

Why is it these kids think they're such god damn hardasses? He had to be maybe 21.
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On March 9th, 2005 12:50 am (UTC), buttered_cheese commented:
mother fucking hard asses. i hate those people. all the kids i goto school with are like that. theyre driving the car mommy and daddy bought them, they think their shit dont stink, and that they cant beat the shit out of everyone.

my trick to fuck them up: pull out the gay card
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On March 9th, 2005 12:56 am (UTC), korean_bulldog commented:
He starts to get all wiggerish, you know one hand on the wheel, leaning into the passenger seat.

hahaha premium quote there. ;p

dave's got their bill here, they think life is handed to them on a silver-platter and that we, the little people, should bow down to them. fuck them all.

but dave, pulling the gay card could go either way. i dont think either of you would appreciate it if it didnt accomplish what you intended. lol altho, a noble idea!
On March 9th, 2005 12:57 am (UTC), buttered_cheese replied:
thats true....what if he accepts the gay advances? then.....time for dave to run hahahaha
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On March 9th, 2005 12:59 am (UTC), korean_bulldog replied:
haha just thought i ought to be the one to point that out.
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On March 9th, 2005 03:03 am (UTC), getteology commented:
Damn... I guess kids are more hardcore up there in New York. LOL! But you should've beat that dude's ass and embarassed him in front of passers-by.
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On March 9th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC), timmy_yak commented:
Yeah he pulled off to a side street where no one drives. I so wanted to punch him. If I ever see him again i'm gonna bust his balls.
On March 9th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC), buttered_cheese replied:
hahaha make sure you sell tickets to that
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On March 9th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC), korean_bulldog replied:
i'll buy!!!!
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