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Martha Stewart, Greedy Bastards, and Chinchillas

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You know who bothers me? MARTHA FUCKING STEWART! She's getting all this press now because she just got out of prison. And not a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison (Office Space). No no. It was a resort prison called Camp Cupcake. WTF!?!? They didn't do anything vigourous except clean. What the hell? Martha Stewart does that anyway! I bet she decorated her cell... Actually, she probably didn't even have a cell; she probably had a suite. Why do people like her?! She's evil! She makes nasty foods and turns mothers into deco-bots. Does anyone know why she was in prison in the first place? Because she's a greedy bitch! And I randomly saw this K-Mart commercial. Looks like Martha Stewart Sheets are on sale. Son of a bitch! Greedy!!! AndI was watching this thing, and they were talking about her breeding chinchillas. What!? Who the fuck breeds chinchillas!?

Speaking of greedy bastards, they all bother me. Rich people that know they're rich, won't share the wealth, and keep looking to get more money. Fuck you!! You're the reason why this country is a piece of shit! Yeah, buy your fancy cars and mansions while there are people in this country (and the world) that don't know where their next meal is coming from. Agh!!!!

And to add on to Marth Stewart's chinchillas... Why do people make coats out of them? They're the size of a fucking squirrel! Who pondered the idea that if they took these tiny little creatures, killed a bunch of them, and made one fucking coat out of their carcasses, they would make loads of money? And what's wrong with fake fur? You can't tell the difference! Fucking people... Oh, yeah. And leather! It smells like ass! Why would you own something made of ass-smelling crap?! Ugh!

Damn people... I'm done... off to go study...
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On March 10th, 2005 01:08 pm (UTC), buttered_cheese commented:
hahahahahaha and she has naked lesbian partys!!!

i should rant about Bono now
On March 10th, 2005 04:46 pm (UTC), getteology replied:
LOL Didn't hear about that! But I wouldn't put it past her...

Yes! Everyone should rant about Bono!
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